What the fuck am I going on about this for? Well now there IS light at the end of the tunnel and instead of talking to my fellow skaters, I usually cross the road to avoid large groups of the Grizzly Grip generation dreaming of one day making that Sheckler money (for the record I am actually a fan of Sheckler's skating). Even worse, these common plebeians have somehow become the tastemakers and are influencing the upper echelon of the rich and famous to try their hand at skating - with extremely mixed results.
In summary, I still secretly applaud anybody that skates and would never even try and claim that certain people shouldn't skate, but when something that I hold so dear to my heart is so irresponsibly raped in front of my eyes by a Trukfit hat or some leopard skin Zespys, I can't let it go without at least giving my 2cents.
BEEEEEBS
Now, in fairness to the J Man he seems to just skate for the fun of it and at least he doesn't fill every fucking music video he makes with skating.
Here we see him switch 180ing over Dyrdek, Terry Kennedy and Greg Lutzka, so I guess he must have some pretty big pop to clear all their huge fucking egos.
Now I am not an artist in way, but fuck me that 'Bizzle' is some new age shit, possibly the wildest of all styles. I saw someone on Facebook compare it to a Captcha image, which is perfect.
Don't keep up the doodling, Bizzle - this is utter dogshit.
BEN HARPER
KATHERINE HEPBURN
CHRIS BROWN
LIL WAYNE
JADEN SMITH
SOUL(J)A BOY
ATL TWINS
YELAWOLF
HONOURABLE MENTIONS
P.s Fuck you Chris Brown.