VINEGAR JOE - AMATEUR SKATEBOARDER AND PROFESSIONAL ACTOR
As CARTER IN CASINO ROYALE
I'd play Mahoney with a ropey Accent and ALSO skate punk 2 with gusto. Alex IS bobcat or I walk.
You smashed it in Heartbeat. If the other characters skated who would have the most decked out frontside rocks, Compo or Cleggy?
Cleggy is the don.
WITH mackenzie crook aka GARETH KEENAN
Pippa, would stand for hours on that platform wearing her 'special' pair of undies that pinch her in a pleasant way.
PIVOT FAKIE IN A 400 year old barn
AS LUC HEMINGWAY IN HOLBY CITY
Shagging actresses has been tough. My new fiancé is the ultimate combo, yes an actress with fragranced perfect genetalia and twinkley rude eye filth, clever talk stuff, but also is tattooed, wears vans and has lived many many years of her life on or near Venice beach and used to skate a longboard as transportation. Totally supports my love of my wooden toy. Having said that Sue hazel gave better head than Goffy and he had removable teeth.
SMITH GRIND ON JOE'S INFAMOUS VERT RAMP 1989
They don't know. And I blame any bumps and breaks as 'trips and falls'
April with my intended young Sarah-Jane Potts. Paid homage to the grove.
My most ridiculous Hollywood story is totally fucking libellous. A-listers, drugs , sex the lot. So not for an interview but a pint down the line.
WITH JAMES MCAVOY IN MACBETH
Surprisingly well, I officially have full blown bursitis in each knee but so long as I knee pad up (even under costume in plays for kneeling down) I'm good.
BEANPLANT IN 1989
Mums. Except briefly 'Campus' got me some mad hot pussy.
Tell your mum we is on!
WITH BLOODY helena bonham carter
Hardly been skating lately. Go trawl my 'fansite' for acting wank pics.
THE DEAD 2 India premieres at Fright fest on August 22nd, then release Christmas/new year.
Scheduled to 'star' in two more films shooting near end of year, low budget but good. REPERCUSSION and BLOOD MOON.
You bastard! That might be true about some frontside Ollie into Nollie blunts that I briefly had. No fuck it you're right I used to try to hussle all you street skating big cocks.
I bloody love you .