The éS x Muckmouth Stylus Mid
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Well, these turned out fucking lush!
Behold - the MuckMouth éS Stylus Mid is finally here...
...and they're made with 100% vegan-leather.
Ladies! Gentleman! Others! The day has finally arrived - it is now officially time to ceremoniously *dispose of your despicable worn-out Cariumas and upgrade to these fucking stunning shoes instead. Hit up your local **skate shop today and grab yourself a pair of MuckMouth éS Stylus. These are not only crafted to perfection aesthetically, but are also created from materials that were never part of a ***cow.
Pro-tip: Pair these beautiful bastards with some light blue baggy ****jeans and a white T-shirt and you'll not only feel like you're in Trilogy, but you may also finally get a nod of respect from your local 90s legend, or possibly even a bonk from some girl in a Thrasher hoody!
* Please do not burden the homeless with your disgusting mistakes, and please, please - whatever you do, do NOT recycle your 'iumas! As much as we need to save the planet, even Greta would agree that some things just need to be binned.
** If your local skate shop doesn't stock them, go in there and politely tell them to call éS and bloody well order some. If they refuse - then buy these direct from the éS website and find a new skate shop to hang out in as those other fools clearly have no taste.
#SupportYourLocalSkateshopButOnlyIfTheySellMuckMouthShoes
*** Look, this is not some annoying activist thing to get people to eat differently or whatever, but if you can walk past a cow chilling in a field - knowing that you don't have your feet shoved into his brother's arse, then why not! Especially if the material looks and feels exactly like leather! Plus, if you really like the shoe but really hate cows - you can always reluctantly cop some, then go and call a cow a stupid prick or something!
**** We also have jeans and T shirts available as part of this 'drop' or 'capsule' (fuck, I feel dirty even writing those words - let's just describe it as 'a group of things that éS kindly made for us that are now available to buy - and we are fucking stoked on')
Go to esskateboarding.com/ to cop all this shit, and go to @MuckMouth for more skate related shite from us.
More interviews and articles coming summer 2050
Pro-tip: Pair these beautiful bastards with some light blue baggy ****jeans and a white T-shirt and you'll not only feel like you're in Trilogy, but you may also finally get a nod of respect from your local 90s legend, or possibly even a bonk from some girl in a Thrasher hoody!
* Please do not burden the homeless with your disgusting mistakes, and please, please - whatever you do, do NOT recycle your 'iumas! As much as we need to save the planet, even Greta would agree that some things just need to be binned.
** If your local skate shop doesn't stock them, go in there and politely tell them to call éS and bloody well order some. If they refuse - then buy these direct from the éS website and find a new skate shop to hang out in as those other fools clearly have no taste.
#SupportYourLocalSkateshopButOnlyIfTheySellMuckMouthShoes
*** Look, this is not some annoying activist thing to get people to eat differently or whatever, but if you can walk past a cow chilling in a field - knowing that you don't have your feet shoved into his brother's arse, then why not! Especially if the material looks and feels exactly like leather! Plus, if you really like the shoe but really hate cows - you can always reluctantly cop some, then go and call a cow a stupid prick or something!
**** We also have jeans and T shirts available as part of this 'drop' or 'capsule' (fuck, I feel dirty even writing those words - let's just describe it as 'a group of things that éS kindly made for us that are now available to buy - and we are fucking stoked on')
Go to esskateboarding.com/ to cop all this shit, and go to @MuckMouth for more skate related shite from us.
More interviews and articles coming summer 2050
