JAMES KELCH

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It’s pretty out there that you enjoyed a relaxing smoke of crack for while, everything i’ve heard you say about it has been a bit negative but surely it wasn't all bad. What was your best time on crack? Was it good to skate on?

Who would we be surprised to know got cracky with you on occasion?

Back in the day when me and my friends were copying everything you and your friends were doing, I remember hearing that you’d got into raving and thinking “oh fuck, I’ve got to start raving now?”. I didn’t, should I have?

Are there any embarco locals we should have heard of but didn’t?

Who would you say killed it the hardest there?

When Embarcadero blew up and the crowds started to come in who was more annoying, 100 german kids or Jamie Thomas?

Were you supposed to get on Plan B? Why didnt you? Because Ternasky was a dick with a pony tail or because Rocco was scared of you?

I heard (but it might have been from you) that around the time of hokus pokus/shackle me not you were smashing it on a daily basis but nothing got filmed. Is that true?

Did you even know you were on FIT? What happened there?

You used to be a Father/Creepy Uncle figure to Mike Carroll and essentially brought him up but he seems to have been getting a little sassy on instagram? Is this A: LA going to his head, B: Just standard rebellious child behaviour - ignore it and he'll grow it out of it C: Straight up T-doggery, he needs to be taken to the EMB carls Jr and reminded who's boss or D: A sign that all the Ecstacy he's been boshing has fucked up his mentals?

Ricky Oyola famously bit your mayor of EMB steez and applied it to Love Park, I know that when “niggas needed beat down, they got beat down” but did you have any other “rules” at EMB?

What pisses you off about Skating today? Are you down with hammer hugs and kids dancing around shrieking for 5 minutes when their homies land a trick?

The quote from your Chromeball interview about sitting at Embarco with a straight back, fog, pigeons etc is one of the best things I’ve ever read in my life, good you give us an equally good or ideally even better quote here? We’ll make it all big and shit on the website.

What's the vibe with Hellacool? Where do you want it to go? Are you planning to hook up young local kids or older guys who are out there having fun every day but getting no industry love AKA Mike York?

Where can we get Hellacool goods from? I would buy the fuck out of a psychedelic bunny smoking a bong in horrendously clashing colours deck but I live in the UK.